N’Zogbia to Sunderland tomorrow then.

Neill Rimmers Perm July 23, 2010 16

It’s funny how different people hear things differently isn’t it?  Sky must have been pestering the club today for a line on the rumours that Sunderland are about to whisk Charles N’Zogbia away for ten bob and a bag of grapes.  Eventually they get rentaquote on the line, but there’s obviously no story in the news that N’Zogbia is happy at Latics and happy playing for Bobby so what they going to do?

I know let’s miss out loads of what was actually said so it sounds like all the lad has to do is ask nicely and we’d let him sign for Wigan Robin Park on the promise that they’ll take it easy on us in next week’s friendly.  But if you were going to do that surely you wouldn’t be daft enough to then play the full interview.

Sky bloke “Whelan says that they don’t won’t to sell the midfielder but will do if the player wants to leave”*

Two minutes later Mr Whelan actually says “if a top six club comes in for him, pays enough money and he wants to leave, then we’ll let him go”*

Not being a professional I don’t know what the idea is here, surely they’re not relying on people listening to anything other than the headlines, have they never spent time talking to any members of the public?  Maybe they’ve just got more faith in the world than I have, because I’m not having it that a reputable media outlet would be deliberately tailoring it’s reporting to perpetuate a particular club’s image as a selling club and to push it’s own agenda by painting us as a pissy little club who isn’t worthy of their time.

(apologies if I’ve paraphrased, I already rewound it twice and forgot to write it down, but hey, lazy journalism begets lazy journalism, eh?)

Oh and, p.s. the headline was an experiment, sorry if I got anyone excited.

16 Comments »

  1. mickthe mackem July 23, 2010 at 8:54 pm - Reply

    I’ve read the Neil Rimmer article slowly and carefully…twice. Sorry but I cannot grasp what the point of it is or what the purpose of his writing it is.

  2. mickthe mackem July 23, 2010 at 9:01 pm - Reply

    oh I get it now. He’s learnt some big words and can’t wait to use them. Pity about hear instead of here

  3. Sean July 23, 2010 at 9:25 pm - Reply

    Obviously Whelan is a fountain of truth.

    It’s not like he said Lee Cattermole was happy at Wigan and definitely won’t be going to Sunderland.

  4. Neil Rimmer's Perm July 23, 2010 at 10:16 pm - Reply

    You’ve got to love the Mackems dontchya? The article was a comment on Sky’s attempt at selective reporting, not the chairman’s “honesty” or the relationship between the two clubs. Definitely nothing to do with whether or not N’Zogbia will leave or not.

    Have a minute boys.

    Oh, and Mick, I’ve sacked the proofreader, will that do for you?

    • mickthemackem July 24, 2010 at 3:38 am - Reply

      No no Neil that will not do for me. You wrote it , the proof reader did’t. An embarassing error by any standards.Also you’ve actually got to set out and explain to the readers what your article was attempting to convey and what it wasn’t. If this wasn’t self evident in your original writing,you have failed in your purpose and perhaps you should be sacked.

  5. Daz_the_Mackem July 24, 2010 at 12:30 am - Reply

    Punctuation and grammer anyone? Or is the article a puzzle that we have to figure out?

  6. Johnny Bogroll July 24, 2010 at 9:04 am - Reply

    Schoolboy error there Daz. If you’re going to criticize someone’s grammar, at least have the intelligence to spell grammar correctly.

  7. I got my tan on Roker Beach July 24, 2010 at 10:45 am - Reply

    Why do you take offence at Sky’s repoting of your Club?
    Your perception is that Sky is ”deliberately tailoring it’s reporting to perpetuate a particular club’s image as a selling club and to push it’s own agenda by painting us as a pissy little club who isn’t worthy of their time”
    Don’t you realise that the rest of our football loving Nation share your perception of your Club?

    And it’s ”a pissy little club WHICH isn’t worthy of their time.” To personnify Wigan Football Club is just wrong.

  8. Neil Rimmer's Perm July 24, 2010 at 10:59 am - Reply

    Absolutely brilliant, who knew that Mackems would turn out to be such experts on the written word? Or take such offense at something that has nothing to do with them?

    Strictly speaking I think is should be “a club who are” mind, personally I don’t subscribe to the American ‘organisations and societies as singular objects’ line.

  9. John Alanso July 24, 2010 at 11:37 am - Reply

    Obviously everyone is happy playing for the latics, can’t expect them not to say that. Imagine if he said Sorry supporters, I actually hate it here, to be honest, if another club comes in, pays me more money than I’m getting, then I’m away. But the inevitable is I like it here, because if any deal falls through, he can still play at the club, doesn’t get the abuse off the home fans and is well respected by the fans. Sounds to me that Wigan are sticking him in the shop window.

  10. Ststrewb July 24, 2010 at 11:37 am - Reply

    Tbf they did the same thing with richard dunned.

    Headlien: Richard Dunne says Milner shouldnt go to City as he will spend more time on the bench.

    Dunne:James will know that at city he will b a squad player wheras here he will play every week, but he obviously feels that at City he can win the league. City is a good club and it s a fantastic oppurtunity for the lad.

    • Neil Rimmer's Perm July 24, 2010 at 10:40 am - Reply

      That was the point mate, it was a rant against agenda based reporting not particular to that one report. Mostly it’s about generating stories out of smoke in the hope that they can turn it into flames.

  11. Nellyo July 24, 2010 at 11:40 am - Reply

    Well NRP, I understood it fully (even with these apparently horrific writing errors you’ve made…).

    Fair point being made, fair article.

    Oh and Daz it’s grammar. Not grammer. If you’re going to try and criticise someone’s writing try not to show yourself up as a complete cretin in the process.

    Mackems eh…

    • I got my tan on Roker Beach July 24, 2010 at 10:54 am - Reply

      It’s ”going to try TO cricise someone’s writing” not AND.
      Don’t show yourself to be a cretin…….

      • Nellyo July 24, 2010 at 6:48 pm - Reply

        It’s “CRITICISE” not cricise.

        And it’s “PERSONIFY” not personnify

        Don’t show yourself to be a cretin……

  12. hindleyite July 28, 2010 at 8:40 pm - Reply

    Somehow I knew it was all a load of bollocks. What a surprise.

    Why the drama?

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